NICE INK YOU'VE GOT THERE FRED: (source)
THE GREAT DIAPER SHORTAGE: Apparently it began this weekend. You have been warned.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR? Shenanigans at a Swedish jail.
NOTHING GOOD WILL COME FROM THIS:
THIRD HOUSE ON THE LEFT...across from the taqueria, next to the panaderia. Progress comes to San Jose, Coast Rica.
WHO NEEDS WI-FI...when we can use light bulbs. Wait, what?
READ THESE: Fall is a perfect time to pick up a book. Or in this case, three. Especially when they are about one of the most fascinating American Presidents. I'm going to track these down for myself.
NOW LEASING: I. SAID. NOW.
FELLAS: Never come between a woman and her puss. There will be consequences.
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL: Also, obnoxious.