OH THAT'S NASTY: Sometimes I wonder about people. This is one of those times. Also, shudders.
THIS WOULD BE ANOTHER: Your police stand-off of the day. Sheesh.
HOWSABOUT A TRIFECTA OF WTF? This right here.
HEY ALANIS: Now THIS is ironic.
STATISTIC OF THE DAY: As a people, Americans are increasingly deciding for ourselves when we choose to exit the gene pool.
CROC IN A BOX: Just make sure the box is croc-worthy or Samuel L. Jackson might have words for you.
APPARENTLY THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED A FOOD FOOTPRINT: And some guy thinks it needs to be frozen. This is intriguing.
DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH: In this instance, it's really just one more reason not to.
MITT'S MOMENT: The full story on his Winter Olympics. You might learn something interesting. Or, maybe not.
WELL THAT'S A RELIEF: One of my main "what-if's" gets the beat down.
REAL HEALTH CARE REFORM...starts with eliminating this reprehensible bullspit.
HARD CORE SPORTS DADS: They are a committed breed. Sometimes, really, crazily, what-the-effery committed.
DON'T EVEN ASK: