We're gonna need a bigger fork.

BEST. PASSPORT PHOTO. EVER. (source)

That was some formula, that was.

FORK IT: This. And this. And then this. Also, this, this, and this. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! This. And this. This too. With friends like these...

SOCIAL MEDIA LESSON OF THE DAY: Do not leave an interwebs marketing campaign in the hands of the snarky masses. Then there's this.

CONSEQUENCES: Burn a US flag, die of the fumes. Also, it really is time for us to stop mollycoddling Pakistan. At some point that country is no longer worth the trouble. At least, that's probably the message we should be sending them.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DAY:

This is relevant to my childhood interests.

FORT KNOX...The Western Annex. This is quite the story.

THIS IS HELPFUL: One more reason this website is a must visit each and every day. This is one of my pet peeves, so a standing ovation for this one.

WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE? Deniers are going to deny, but you can't ignore the science.

MEOW DO YOU DO?

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THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE: The car AND the woman who owns it.  As my good pal likes to say, this is something.

EXACTLY: This right here.

NANNY STATE FACE PALM OF THE DAY: At the risk of being crass, kids these days are going to be pussies because of this kind of stuff. And at the risk of sounding like an old man I will point out that in my day we were told to go outside and not come back until dinner.

ROYAL PORTRAIT OF THE DAY:

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You have to wonder what Prince Phillip said to Her Majesty as she walked by. I love this picture so much.

DRY RUN? Ten people who faked their own deaths, and the  stories that resulted.

THE EVOLUTION OF DRUG RUNNING: No more treeptop fliers?*

A LOVE STORY IN 27 PICTURES: You will need tissues or there is something wrong with you.

HOT AIR @ NIGHT:

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FOREVER ALONE: This dude is going to lead a particularly single life once his pals get done with him.