Matrix pusses at battle in the land of strange drugs.

GAS MASK SHENANIGANS: (source) 

HOW NOT TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA: This right here is hil-ar-ious. 

THIS IS RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS: Number 13 has thenanigans written all over it.

PSSST: Our desire for clean, healthy food is causing problems. This is something.

DRAMATIC SKYLINE:

WELL DUH: It turns out that nobody like hipsters.

SIMMER DOWN NOW: Looks like the sun is having a fit. This could get interesting.

MOTOR CITY SADNESS: It's really hard not to read all of this and not make the connections to the country at large.

ON THE BACKS OF THE STUDENTS: We have a pretty big problem with this. Priorities. Balance. Common sense. Bring it all back.

DO TELL:

CYNICAL ASSHATS: These guys are shameless. Also, liars.

THIS IS A GOOD THING: Thenanigans likes to spend time in a certain mountain town which has been devastated in the past by gold mining mishaps. This new approach to mining seems promising.

GRAMMAR NAZIS: There's one inside us all. Even if we don't realize it.

MATRIX PUSSES AT BATTLE:

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