Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAR:
SO THAT WHY THAT HAPPENS: Ever hoover an entire box of girl scout cookies before you knew what was up? Yeah, us either.
BAT SHIT CRAZY: This is what passes for leadership for the biggest bunch of bullies in 'Murica. We have no issue with guns or gun ownership. We do have issues with ignorant ass hats.
SAY IT AIN'T SO MICKEY: Is it us, or is Disney actually becoming the Evil Empire? Yes, we understand that the argument can be made that this actually happened years ago, but this right here is fairly shocking even for this particular behemoth. UPDATE: Well that was fast.
OH HELLS NO:
IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE MESSENGER: Wait, rewind. It is totally about the messenger. Closely followed by the message. So, yeah.
BOOKMARK WORTHY: The always interesting Discover Magazine has introduced a new blog called Body Horrors. The first installment is a post titled Microbial Misadventures and it's all about anthrax and dirty hippies.
THE NEW NORMAL: In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, one town is going wireless. They don't really have a choice.
BEST. CHASE. EVER!
PRIORITIES: Deadspin takes a look at the highest paid state employees in America. This is something that has caught our attention in the past. But to see it in one handy infographic is fairly sobering. Sports Nation indeed.
WELL NO DUH: This will come as a surprise to who, exactly?
THIS IS PRETTY EFFED UP RIGHT HERE: What happens when we don't have anything to pollinate our crops? We go hungry.
WHY SHOULD DOLPHINS HAVE ALL THE FUN?
It's all fun and games until Wild Shamu gets a snack.
FACEBOOK FAIL FOLLIES: But will there be fallout?
CONSEQUENCES: The best Korea edition. This would be hilarious if it weren't for the fact that these people are living in the world's craphole.
FLORIDUH: Stay classy. We can only hope that this woman is shamed into oblivion but we get the feeling that she is beyond that kind of thing.
ALWAYS & FOREVER:
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST...President Carter gets his just deserts.
WANT: Totally and completely. Anyone care to subsidize this particular dream for us?
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG: