The door to hell and life in Gnaw Bone.

LUMINOUS ONE: (source)

BUT DON'T CALL IT CLIMATE CHANGE: The Arctic Ocean is trippin' balls right about now. 

THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE: CNN has become an embarrassment. 

PROTECTION: Fellas - this might be the most important piece of undergarment you've ever purchased. Introducing Armored Nutshellz.

INDIANA:

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JESUS WOULD NOT APPROVE: This is right out of a movie. Or book. Or even the Bible, mayhap.

DON'T BE LIKE THIS GUY: Hoe. Lee. Shitballs.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG: From where we sit this seems more like a public tantrum than civil disobedience. This will only create unnecessary drama for law enforcement not to mention extra resources for the District. This helps nothing and only demonstrates the desire to stir up emotions.

SKILLZ:

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OH THAT'S NASTY: Pass the Kleenex. And call the neurologist.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: This might have been hilarious if it wasn't kind of sad. So, we guess we'll call it amusing.

SPELL IT OUT: Some things really shouldn't get included on your to do list. And if they have to be on there, then, you really need to think about that long and hard.

WE HEART THIS LADY: Bacon.

THE DOOR TO HELL: