There's not enough Ernie in the world for this rubber duckie.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER  TUB: (source)

AMATEUR HOUR: Once upon a time there were research libraries and encyclopedias. Now there is crowd-sourced intelligence. With significant drawbacks.

SO LONG MARGE: We feel like we knew you. Oh wait...

SCIENCE! It would appear that the guys in the white coats have figured out a way to help us keep on keeping on even when we can't breathe. This is something.

BOUNTIFUL:

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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: This guy is anything but bueno.

VIDEO OF THE DAY: This is why we have the internet. Thank you Al Gore.

THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE: And this guy has been taking their money for 30 years or so. So, congratulations?

YOU CAN TRAMP IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN FREE YOUR OWN BEHIND:

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PUNKED BY THE PINK: All that money people give to the Komen Foundation? It goes to their CEO and their staff. Only 17% goes to research for the cure. That's nonsense.

THE CULTURE WARRIORS...have set their sites on adoption. Just so you know.

SCIENCE! You had us at vomit. This is actually pretty interesting.  Then there's this.

WE'RE CONFLICTED ABOUT THIS:

Johnny Marr takes on "How Soon Is Now" all by himself. Huh.