Chris Brown awaits his punishment.

NO KIDDING. you won't get anywhere going that way. (source)

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS: We have so much garbage orbiting our little corner of the universe that we might just be stuck here.

WHAT? WHAT? Oh there is hope. I may never say those words again! Also, yay science!

DINO-TAILS: They had them. And we know next to nil about them. Here's why.

THIS IS GOING TO END BADLY:

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DROP EVERYTHING AND READ THIS: Imagine if you had never heard music in your life because you were deaf. Then imagine you suddenly weren't.

BETTER THAN NOTHING: Humans are social creatures. We rely on friends not just for companionship and good times, but for good health as well. But in lieu of real friends, television friends will work in a pinch. Sort of.

I'LL TAKE THE ROAST RAT: The diversity of a London food stall.

OH SUH-NAP

INK IS FOREVER: Companies that pay for it aren't.

COMING OUT: A guide to making your way in the world as an avowed Atheist. 

FACEBOOK VELVET ROPE: Apparently, Grey Poupon has erected one on their little corner of Zuckerbergstan.

I SHALL CALL HIM GOTH ZIGGY:

WHEN YOU GOTTA GO...Photobomb of the day. 

A REAL HONEST McMANSION: This makes me sad.

TRAILER OF THE DAY: I'd see this. With popcorn and appropriate expectations.