HELLO GORGEOUS! (source)
CIVILIZATIONS' FAVORITE QUAFF: Beer, glorious beer.
EXPANDING THE US ECONOMY: There's an app for that. Also, brains.
THANKS BUT NO THANKS: Congress decides it knows what's best for the military. Or, at least their lobbyists. This is just one more reason Americans hate those nincompoops.
WAIT, WHAT? Uncle Sam pays down some debt. You probably haven't heard about that what with all the noise about Benghazi or something.
H8 ON PARADE: Just don't get all up in their grill about it. At least have the balls to stand up for your beliefs. Ugh.
TOTALLY BEEN THERE:
BEDBUGS & BALLYHOO: Yelp expands its offerings. Now you can get reviews for the big house.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: Russia and Japan decide to tie up some loose ends. Really loose ends.
WE'D TOTALLY DO THIS: Don't judge.
CATS + BALLS = WIN:
'MURICA: This about says it all.
MEANWHILE: Beneath Manhattan...
IN THE REAL WORLD: This is called malfeasance.
And, frankly, amazing. To see a 747 just fall out of the sky like that is sobering. Also, lives were lost, so we would add tragic to the list of adjectives which describes this footage.