# I is for the Interwebs.

/**THE NOT-SO HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH: **
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**GET IN MY BELLY:** This right here is genius. Seriously, I'm going to have to make some of these soon.

**NERD ALERT:** Google this:

2 sqrt(-abs(abs(x)-1)*abs(3-abs(x))/((abs(x)-1)*(3-abs(x))))(1+abs(abs(x)-3)/(abs(x)-3))sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)+(5+0.97(abs(x-.5)+abs(x+.5))-3(abs(x-.75)+abs(x+.75)))(1+abs(1-abs(x))/(1-abs(x))),-3sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)sqrt(abs(abs(x)-4)/(abs(x)-4)),abs(x/2)-0.0913722(x^2)-3+sqrt(1-(abs(abs(x)-2)-1)^2),(2.71052+(1.5-.5abs(x))-1.35526sqrt(4-(abs(x)-1)^2))sqrt(abs(abs(x)-1)/(abs(x)-1))+0.9

**THE LADY GAGA OF INSECTS:**

**THIS IS HELPFUL: ** Going on a cruise? You might want to pack a couple of these.

**METROSEXUAL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD:** This might come as quite the surprise.

**HEY YEAH:** *Good question.*

**THE NEW ABC's:**

**TOTALLY SERIOUS QUESTION OF THE DAY:** Why should one religion dictate to the rest of the world what can or can't be said about it in any context? Who made these rules? And where does the concept of FAITH enter the picture. As in, enough to withstand the verbal and visual commentary that every other religion on Earth deals with every single day.

**DAYUM NATURE:** You scary. Also, helpful.

**BABY STEPS:**

**THE SUN LOSES IT'S S#!T:** You really ought to watch this.

**ENOUGH OF THE TAX CUT TALK:** It doesn't do what proponents promise. This will come as a surprise to who exactly?

**AND THE AWARD...**for most dangerous room in your house goes to...

**SO THIS IS HAPPENING:**