The pampered puss.

PAMPERED PUSS: (source) 

FACEPALM OF THE DAY: This would be funny if the consequences weren't so scary.

HITTING TOO CLOSE TO HOME? There are so many obnoxious responses to Congress' self-inflected sequestration cuts that we couldn't possibly mention them all. These tantrums have been especially ridiculous. While the folks responsible for this nonsense have so far refused to address the issue, the fact that this may force their hand is heinous.

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD: Really? REALLY?

WHO TOOK MY GOGURT?

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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT: We seem to remember that this didn't work out so well last time Germany tried this. </snark>

NICE KITTEH: Yup, this would be quite the surprise.

THE MORE WE LEARN ABOUT...these guys, the more uncomfortable we are about our options at the dinner table.

ALWAYS:

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THANKFULLY...the Boston Bombers weren't the brightest bulbs in the box.

MEANWHILE...down under.

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE: Toddlers do. There are no words.

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: The rodeo edition.