Shipfaced and Stonehenged.

SHIPFACED: (source)

USS Inchon,  dry dock, photo by Montie Talbert, Portsmouth, Virginia, 1969.

DIFFERENT RULES FOR THE 1%: Yes, we have a huge problem with this.

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE KIDS: Because if there was even a possibility that we would succumb to this kind of crap, ugh. And admittedly, this is one of a bazillion reasons we haven't reproduced.

WHO SAYS SOCCER IS BORING? Our football has nothing on their football.

TUMBLING BRIDE:

OCCUPATIONAL OPPORTUNITY OF THE DAY: We are seriously considering sending in our resume for this.

IF YOU CAN'T BUY THE ELECTION...then buy the media. This can't possibly be a good thing for journalism, which, frankly, is already in a world of hurt.

STFU OF THE DAY: Yes, we all have the right to our own opinions and all of that. Still, this guy is a colossal jagweed.

WELL DUH: This comes as absolutely no surprise (to us anyway).

YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT...OR SOMETHING:

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