THE GRIM REAPER OVERSEES HIS HOOD: (source)
MEANWHILE, IN ICELAND: When you live in an island nation of 300,000 people, it's probably a good idea to make sure you aren't getting giggity with your relatives.
KNOW YOUR POISON: Here's what you need to know about ricin, the substance included in letters sent to President Obama and Senator Wicker of Mississippi.
BUTT OUT: Trying to quit smoking? There's a stimulating new treatment for that.
OFFERED WITHOUT COMMENT: However, snickering is in full effect.
TIME FOR THIS ONE TO MOVE ON: He has gone beyond the pale. Commenting on a case currently before the Supreme Court is something that is just not done. He needs to step down.
SHOOTING THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT: Our Commander in Chief continues to inspire kamikaze like affects from CEO's across the country. We never bought their products and we'll make sure not to start.
KILTS: Hey fellas - your lil swimmers prefer freeballing underneath the plaid.
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