Your dioramas sucked balls.

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AIRSHIPS: They could be returning to skies near you. I grew up near Moffett Airfield, home to Army dirigibles during WWII. The massive hangar that housed the airships always fascinated me. And I still gawk like a slack-jawed yokel whenever I see a blimp of any kind.

THIS IS WHY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE STEVIE: Stay with this all the way through. It's something.

HEAVY LISTENING: British band The Heavy have just released one of the best albums of 2012. 

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WAITING #1

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BURIED IN HIS JAMMIES: It wasn't the Butler that killed King Tut. And it wasn't his big boobs and wide hips either. Wait, what?

AFGHANISTAN: Terrorists and poppies and skate parks, oh my!

YOUR DIORAMAS SUCKED BALLS:

Artist Matthew Albanese creates dioramas unlike anything I've ever seen. From his gallery page, this particular piece is:

"Wildfire"

 Diorama made from wood, moss, yellow glitter, clear garbage bags, cooked sugar, scotch-brite pot scrubbers, bottle brushes, clipping from a bush in bloom (white flowers) clear thread, sand, tile grout (coloring), wire, paper and alternating yellow, red and orange party bulbs.
You have been served.

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