Friday's are always animated 'round these parts. US TOO, EVERYTIME:
OUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Big as your face.
THE BACK STORY TO LIL' KIM'S TEMPER TANTRUM: There is more to North Korea's blustery rhetoric than their run of the mill posturing.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW HISTORIC ARMS TREATY? Yeah, us either.
EXXON: Still assholes.
THE EASTER BUNNY'S OFF SEASON:
HOW NOT TO MARKET DRESSES TO THE FAIRER SEX: You would think that this is obvious, but...NEVER refer to the color of a plus size dress as "Manatee Grey." ESPECIALLY when the same dress in regular sizes is "Dark Heather Grey."
DON'T LOOK UP: Handymen. In kilts. That is all.
CONSEQUENCES: The Commander in Chief, and increasingly, his cabinet, are returning 5% of their salary in recognition of the cuts federal workers are taking as a result of the sequestration. Meanwhile, the Queen and her corgis are getting a raise.
THE GINGER HOBBIT & HIS PUSS:
GIGGITY FOR THE GREEN TEAM: If you're going to purchase a sex toy, it might as well be an IKEA-style 100% post consumer recycled materials kind of thing. Right?
THANKLESS HISTORICAL JOB OF THE DAY: This has got to rank right up there. Wow.
BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR TO DATE: Time to do the chicken dance.
KEEP THIS UP...and people will continue to leave organized religion in droves. Keep this up and people will stand up and fight back.
THIS CANNOT BE A GOOD THING: