Volcano eruption + thunderstorm = greatest special effect ever. Thanks to my pal over here for the tip.
PERIODIC TABLE OF WASTED: This is one of the more bitchin' infographics we've come across in some time. Also, hic-cup.
WE'LL DRINK TO THAT: Coming to a Manhattan near you?
OH THAT'S NASTY: Rock stars receive a great deal of gifts and such from fans. We're not really sure where this lands on the scale of ick, but we're pretty sure it's near the top. If you are brave, click here. Also, Blue Velvet.
PIERRE ALWAYS ENJOYED HIS PIPE TIME:
BECAUSE WE ARE NOT JUST WALLOWING IN NEGATIVITY: This. Grab some tissues. Admittedly, this makes us hate people just a little bit less.
IT PAYS TO ENRICH YOUR WORD POWER. We just recently came across the term slobberknocker on a Facebook post. Apparently, it's a close cousin of donnybrook. So when a friend of ours hipped up to this post, we were delighted (THAT'S RIGHT, DE-FREAKING-LIGHTED!) to find a bunch of swell new words to work into daily conversation.
INCREASINGLY IRRELEVANT: These guys.
WE SEE DUMB PEOPLE: Also, thin skinned. And in the wrong business.
AND BOOM GOES THE CALAMARI: Surprisingly, this is not from the plot of an Austin Powers movie.
SEAL FIGHT! When it comes to WHO SHOT OBL, don't believe what you're read in Esquire.
THE RORSCHACH WALL:
* BEST BAND NAME EVER. We're calling dibs. It will be thenanigans house band. We will destroy your party! For reals, we'll really just kill it dead.