Green Monday

Seriously, how many people called in sick today? Are you dealing with a katzenjammer? THE OTHER BRACKET: This is always fun and interesting.

FOR THE WIN:

Thanks to Thenanigans' trainer for this. She keeps us fit and she makes us laugh. Also, please refrain from making us do burpees this week. We said please.

THIS IS RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS: Perhaps thenanigans will rethink the whole shaving of the beard thing after all.

NATURE'S ALCHEMISTS: Earthquakes.

JUST SAY NO...to the big crappy beer companies.  This number is pretty staggering. For the record, thenanigans more or less completely eschews that stuff.

SWEET CHAPPEAU:

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STICK A FORK IN CNN: They've been in a tailspin of fail over the past few months, but this is the last straw.  Candy Crowley should just shut her festering gob and crawl under a rock.

ASSHAT OF THE DAY: You don't get to pick and choose the laws you like when it comes to upholding the constitution and protecting your citizens. Throwing tantrums is no way to do your job.

FLAVORING 101: In which Happy Chickens are the tastiest.

ANGLES:

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OH THAT'S NASTY: Is it possible to shiver oneself sick? Ever wonder who would win in a battle between Spiderman and Batman? GAH.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: Looks like this kid isn't on board with the whole "if at first you don't succeed" thing. Also, bwahahahahahaha.

OFFERED WITHOUT COMMENT:This. Ugh.

HATERS GONNA HATE:

This is the Dragon Fancy Orange. Nope, not flamboyant in the least.