Putting the GIF in TGIF.

Fridays are always animated 'round this place. CA-CAW!

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FIT KIDS = smart kids. One more reason to put down those lunchables.

JERK MANAGEMENT 101: Just ignore the bastards.

OH NOES! We're pretty certain this would freak us the hell out. Just sayin'.

WALKING + CHEWING GUM: Just don't. Mostly. And yes, this is a reminder. We seem to continue to think that we are gifted at this stuff.  We're not.

HOW WE ROLL, EVERYDAY:

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SO IT'S COME TO THIS: First they came for my balls and i said nothing. Then they came for my wieners. (One day, maybe, we will grow up. Maybe)

HAWAIIAN FRIED CHICKEN: Not so finger lickin' good. In our part of the world this is the kind of stuff squirrels pull off all the time.

WE ARE EATING OURSELVES TO DEATH: And we are feeding our pets to death. What gives?

BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID:

HOORAY FOR US: Not so hooray for the rest of you.  Now if we can get some good news about misanthropes.

THENANIGANS UPDATE: The NFL has to remind their teams about the law and hiring and asking personal questions.  AKA The Te'o effect.

TODAY'S TEEN IDOL: Apparently the girls love it when it looks like you dropped a load in your pants. 

DEMON KITTEH!

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CHARITABLE DONATION ADVICE OF THE DAY: Steer clear of those run by or in the name of famous athletes. Especially A-Rod. The A stands for...

STEREOTYPE-BUSTER OF THE DAY: This is something - the good kind of something.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: Your gun fail of the day.

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!