Fridays are always animated 'round this place. CA-CAW!
FIT KIDS = smart kids. One more reason to put down those lunchables.
JERK MANAGEMENT 101: Just ignore the bastards.
OH NOES! We're pretty certain this would freak us the hell out. Just sayin'.
WALKING + CHEWING GUM: Just don't. Mostly. And yes, this is a reminder. We seem to continue to think that we are gifted at this stuff. We're not.
HOW WE ROLL, EVERYDAY:
SO IT'S COME TO THIS: First they came for my balls and i said nothing. Then they came for my wieners. (One day, maybe, we will grow up. Maybe)
HAWAIIAN FRIED CHICKEN: Not so finger lickin' good. In our part of the world this is the kind of stuff squirrels pull off all the time.
WE ARE EATING OURSELVES TO DEATH: And we are feeding our pets to death. What gives?
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID:
HOORAY FOR US: Not so hooray for the rest of you. Now if we can get some good news about misanthropes.
THENANIGANS UPDATE: The NFL has to remind their teams about the law and hiring and asking personal questions. AKA The Te'o effect.
CHARITABLE DONATION ADVICE OF THE DAY: Steer clear of those run by or in the name of famous athletes. Especially A-Rod. The A stands for...
STEREOTYPE-BUSTER OF THE DAY: This is something - the good kind of something.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: Your gun fail of the day.
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!