Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET: An overdose of kitteh memes all in one purrfect place.
NUTS FOR YOUR NUTS: Hey fellas.Trying to make a baby? Read this and eat these.
THANKS BUT NO THANKS: The absolutely best worst art restoration job ever. This is where I probably should offer up something about paving certain roads with good intentions and all.
From a wicked-cool series by Finnish artist V L A D I M E R. The missing link between mollusks and insects? You really should see the rest.
DAYUM NATURE YOU SO SCARY: Whatever this is, it's nasty looking. It's like the mostest mutant killer carrots ever.
FITTED SHEETS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE: And apparently, I'm not the only one afflicted by their nefarious design.
WHEN IT ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAS TO GET THERE: Do NOT use the Norwegian mail service. Especially when a $8 million dollar Rembrandt is concerned. Also, duh.
WIGGLE IT, JUST A LITTLE BIT:
MIND GAMES: You might be controlled by bugs.
CONGRATULATIONS: We are probably fatter than we thought. STEP AWAY FROM THE DONUTS.
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM: Snake bites man. Man bites snake back...until it dies.
NOW YOU SEE HIM...
REAL LIFE WILLY WONKA? The Tootsie Roll company has gradually become one of the most secretive businesses in America. This is something.
MON DIEU: I believe the term I would use to describe this nonsense is merde missile.
PUTTING THE CHOCOLATE IN CHOCOLATE MILK: Because corn has become so expensive (in part due to our questionable ethanol policies) one dairy farmer has started feeding his cows...wait for it...wait for it...CANDY.
BOING BOING BOING BOING...