The right to be stupid. And then some.

BIG AIR: (source)

THE PUPPET MASTER? An intriguing article about what might be happening behind the scenes at The Vatican. This could get very interesting. 

D-BAG OF THE DAY: This guy right here deserves to be shunned, shamed and shinned 24/7/365.  This is one more reason why we hate people, mostly.

UH, NO THANKS: This seems like, uh, something totally not necessary. But hey, they have a Prius so it must be, um...whatever.

THAT SHIT CRAY (GOAT MIX):

FOOTBALL & THE GAYS: How interesting that these folks* are coming around on this whole issue before the NFL. Also, sad.

REASONS TO LOSE SLEEP AT NIGHT: Gah!

WHY YES, WE ARE AFRAID:

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Meet Desmond Bryant. He plays for the Oakland Raiders. This is his soon-to-be infamous mugshot. Oh my. UPDATE: My pal over here who knows a little something about Desmond informs me that he's a Harvard grad who was goofing with the camera. Well done.

WHAT NOT TO DO AT A HOTEL: Admittedly, you only make this mistake once. Usually.

SWORD STORIES**: This one is a doozy. Come for the stolen sword. Stay for the blind puss and the Chinese balls.

DO. NOT. WANT. We cannot emphasize this enough. Seriously? WTF.

THIS, EXACTLY:

Senator Kerry was far more gracious in his full comments than we would ever have been.

SPEAKING OF STUPID: These asshats. Yes, we are passing judgement on them. Deal with it.

*Of course these people are doing it for political gain, but still.

** Once upon a time there was the greatest radio show ever. Long live The Pete and Joe show and thanks for letting us continue the Sword Story tradition.