BIG AIR: (source)
THE PUPPET MASTER? An intriguing article about what might be happening behind the scenes at The Vatican. This could get very interesting.
D-BAG OF THE DAY: This guy right here deserves to be shunned, shamed and shinned 24/7/365. This is one more reason why we hate people, mostly.
UH, NO THANKS: This seems like, uh, something totally not necessary. But hey, they have a Prius so it must be, um...whatever.
THAT SHIT CRAY (GOAT MIX):
REASONS TO LOSE SLEEP AT NIGHT: Gah!
WHY YES, WE ARE AFRAID:
Meet Desmond Bryant. He plays for the Oakland Raiders. This is his soon-to-be infamous mugshot. Oh my. UPDATE: My pal over here who knows a little something about Desmond informs me that he's a Harvard grad who was goofing with the camera. Well done.
WHAT NOT TO DO AT A HOTEL: Admittedly, you only make this mistake once. Usually.
SWORD STORIES**: This one is a doozy. Come for the stolen sword. Stay for the blind puss and the Chinese balls.
DO. NOT. WANT. We cannot emphasize this enough. Seriously? WTF.
Senator Kerry was far more gracious in his full comments than we would ever have been.
SPEAKING OF STUPID: These asshats. Yes, we are passing judgement on them. Deal with it.
*Of course these people are doing it for political gain, but still.
** Once upon a time there was the greatest radio show ever. Long live The Pete and Joe show and thanks for letting us continue the Sword Story tradition.