Putting the GIF in TGIF!
/SWIRLIN':
THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THERE WATERS! This isn't your run of the mill guppy.
THIS IS JUST WRONG ALL OVER: Welcome back. Thanks for your service. Now we're going to gouge you.
SHAKIN':
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE: Forget about that 401k. Spend it now, because...
YOU WILL LIVE LONGER...or else?
CONSEQUENCES: China's one-baby rule has led to a generation of "left-over women." BONUS: Wang Tingting. Meanwhile, China is facing it's biggest challenge yet to communist rule: social media.
SAILIN':
PRIORITIES: The Mid West has theirs. Applause.
IN A WORLD OF ASSHATS AND JAGWEEDS...this man makes us feel better about the losers we live amongst.
AND NOW ANOTHER EDITION OF...the not-so-friendly skies.
SMILIN':
BUSTED: The long arm of The Google. This is pretty interesting. Also, a bit Big Brother-esque.
GNOME RESPECT: At long last, garden gnomes gets some.
QUOTE OF THE DAY: "...there is more than one way to stretch a penis." Go-ahead. You know you want to.
SWINGIN':
911 NON EMERGENCY CALL OF THE DAY: Well at least it wasn't about McNuggets.*
THIS IS WHY HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE OUT OF CONTROL: Wasteful, expensive procedures. Tell your doctor no thanks.
OH THAT'S NASTY: I'll take the bottled water please.
SCRAMBLIN':
* = this.