Do the hump-day dance.

  DO THE HUMP-DAY DANCE: How good was your best man? Just how dumb can one person be? How long does it take Mitt Romney to make your annual salary? There's a new use for that special blue pill. And what the hell is wrong with teenagers these days? Of course, there's more.

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: When a best man really is a best man.

FAMILY VALUES? The article title says it all - The invention of the heterosexual. This is definitely worth a few minutes of your time.

MEGAUPCHUCK: If you haven't spent anytime reading about the guy who ran Mega Upload, do yourself a favor and dive in. What a piece of work he is. And the fact that he was planning this makes me wonder if he realized that most people would likely steal it?

SUPER RON!

libertarian+superhero

Do you want to give the perfect gift to the libertarian in your social circle? Here you go.

FLOWER POWER: What's good for your tool is good for your garden.

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: I really love that the writer felt it important to point out that this woman, who made some astoundingly bad decisions, is college educated.

THE MAGIC FOREST:

it%27s+a+beautiful+thing.(from here)

PERSPECTIVE: How long does it take for Mitt Romney to make your annual salary?

METH MATH: This is something.

TEENAGERS: They are such prudes. Wait, what?

BITCHIN: Sometimes I miss the cars of my youth.

i+miss+real+cars(from here)

THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE: Uh, so, were humans responsible for it?

JONAH & THE WHALE: The real life version.

SMOG: China has it. A whole lot of it. You can see it from space.