Putting the GIF in TGIF!

Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED:

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SOVEREIGN ASSHAT OF THE DAY: The faster these people get shut down, the better.

NO MATTER HOW BAD OF DAY YOU'RE HAVING...this should put things in perspective.

SEMANTICS MATTER: This would set a fairly terrible precedent. It seems like a public relations disaster waiting to happen. It reeks of insurance company baloney.

UNDERWATER WTF:

DUMBEST THING WE'VE READ ABOUT THE MANLIEST SPORT EVER: This. Thenanigans was stunned, STUNNED! to learn that wrestling would no longer be part of the Summer Olympic games starting in 2020. But to suggest that the gays will win if wrestling is banned fails to take into consideration one of the largest demographic of wresting fans out there. So, yeah...nyet.

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE POPE BENEDICT? That is the question.

SALUTATIONS:

STICK A FORK IN HIM: Thenanigans has been reminded why they never cared for this guy in the first place. Ugh. Thenanigans is also reminded why it loathes most organized religions.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BULLSPIT STUDY: There is not enough disdain inside our cold brittle shells for crap like this.

THIS IS CREEPY: Dead dialing?!

UNDERWATER WTF#2:

THIS IS RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS: Thenanigans depends on reliable information when it comes to tracking daily caloric consumption. This story from the New York Times speaks to every concern we've had about said reliability. Of course, we try our best to steer clear of package/processed foodstuffs so that helps.

HYPOTHETICAL GEOGRAPHY OF THE DAY: What if the United States were comprised of states that had equal population levels? It would look something like this (and you probably would have to change your address).

YES WE LAUGHED: No we're not proud of that. Still, snickering continues.

MEANWHILE, IN RUSSIA:

Thenanigans appreciates the fact that most drivers in Russia have dash cams.