Fully loaded just in time for Cupid's big day.

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WE ARE DRINKING OURSELVES TO DEATH: Thenanigans stays the hell away from the so-called energy drinks. For starters, Rock Star is owned by this asshat. But beyond that, when you have to re-tool your label so that your product can actually be recognized as a beverage? That's pretty effed up.

HASHTAG OF THE DAY: #BBC. It's not what you think. Unless, of course, it's exactly what you think. Ahem.

FUEL FOR THE FIRE: As if you needed one more reason to loathe these two.

CELESTIAL EVENING:

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Artist link: Neil Folberg

OH THAT'S NASTY: 'Murica! What the hell? I'm certain none of thenanigans' readers are among the tainted masses. Then again, if we were like this thing, there might be fewer issues.

THENANIGANS UPDATE: Do NOT lie about Tesla motors. Especially in the pages of the New York Times. 

THE WALRUS WHISPERER: One man's dream of being the Kanye West of walrus trainers is thwarted. Smooshi is not amused.

POLAR BROS:

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TOUGHER STUFF THAN US: Yeah, thenanigans would have screamed like a little girl and then fainted, but not before the peeing of the pants.

SWORD STORIES*: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who don't own swords. And those you do.

BIG BANKS: Racing furiously to be recognized as the worst businesses in the world. Seriously, there is nothing good to be said about them.

THE ANTI-VALENTINE'S CARD:

The above is an example of what were called Vinegar Valentine's. Anonymous missives of disdain fired off once upon a time to spread a little hate on Cupid's big day. This was a popular sport once upon a time and it only proves that we have always been a hateful society and the interwebs is just the latest way we express our wrath.

 

* Once upon a time there lived the greatest radio show ever. Long live The Pete and Joe show! Thanks for letting us rip off one of your benchmarks.