THE SHORT BEFORE THE MAIN FEATURE: Here - hold my beer!
AND NOW OUR FEATURED PROGRAM:
Friday's are always animated 'round these parts.
SIN CITY STRIPPED BARE
IS THERE SOMEONE IN AURORA COLORADO...that will go clobber these asshats for us? Anyone? Seriously, there's a reason thenanigans are misanthropes.
SO THIS IS HAPPENING: Queens of the Stone Age are getting an assist from an aging Queen on their next album. We have a bad feeling about this. Not sure that this is going to be a peanut butter in the chocolate type of deal.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
IT HAS COME TO THIS: If you can't trust David Beckham to share his glutes with the world, then what do we have left?
THIS IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING YOU WILL EXPERIENCE TODAY: Also, some people have a crapton of time on their hands.
THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES: It has never really ended.
THE PELICAN LIGHTS THE WAY:
OVERREACH OF THE DAY: I wonder how long before the Entertainment Industrial Complex tries this stunt here in The States. Thenanigans is quite far removed from the "everything-should-be-free-anonymous-Pirate-Party- entitled crowd" but this is a serious overreach. No wonder people hate these companies.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: This is stupid. Unhealthy fast food is still unhealthy fast food. Derp.
HELLO DAMSELFLY: You are something.
THE BIGGEST P.O.S. ON THE PLANET? I think we have a winner.
CHUTZPAH: This group has an overabundance of it.
THE MOST APPROPRIATE TGIF POST EVER: This.
THIS IS HELPFUL: Hey fellas, headed out for Valentine's Day with your sweetie? Check this first.
BUST OUT THE TINY VIOLINS: You get what you're paid for. Yes, that's what we meant to write. And no we don't have much sympathy for these people. They ain't slinging burgers.
SKEERED! The scientific link between fear and conservatism. This is not an Onion article.