Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. FLYING UNDER THE INFLUENCE:
SUNSCREEN MATTERS: Also, making sure you get even coverage when you are roasting yourself in the sun. Leatherface has nothing on this poor sap, or at least, half of him.
RETAIL SHENANIGANS OF THE DAY: This right here is awesome. Thenanigans does not officially condone this type of activity, but we enjoy the guy's commitment to his cause.
THENANIGANS UPDATE: A nine year old food critic learns a lesson about the sensitivity of the food service industry and politicians. I do not believe that this is the last we will hear from this story.
THIS IS WHY SOME PEOPLE LOATHE THE UN: This is about as ridiculous as it gets. Also, unbelievable.
PERSPECTIVE: Want to compare what a one week supply of food looks like for families around the world? This is pretty enlightening. Also, it explains why we are the size we are. This is really something.
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE DRONE KIND: Apparently we are making UFO's now.
UNCLE FESTER UPDATE: If there was any doubt that Billy Corgan was a supreme jagweed, this should clear things up. And this isn't about his opinion of Radiohead. It's about his overall doucheness.
LEGISLATE IT, JUST DON'T SAY IT: This is one of those stories that best illustrates the term facepalm.
SOCIAL NETWORKS: Birds got 'em.
PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP!
SPEAKING OF KITTEHS: Now you can mummify yours for all eternity.
SWORD STORIES*: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who don't own swords and those who do. If you do, you should know how to use one.
OH THAT'S NASTY: You'll never think of calimari the same way ever again.
* Once upon a time there was The Pete & Joe Show, the most bestest show ever. These sword stories honor their awesomeness.