The Tooth Fairy lays down the law.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FAIRY OF THE DAY: (source)

SUPER BOWL AD POST: That farmer ad that successfully tugged at the agrarian heart strings of America? It's ben done before. By someone else. Story here.

JAVA JIVE: Apple doesn't think much of Java these days. Thenanigans has shut that business down.

ABOUT DAMN TIME: This. Now, where are the indictments for the bankers?

WHAT WHAT WHAT?

TRYING TO START A FAMILY? Dudes better get themselves off the couch and get some exercise.

MOB WARS: Coming to the next Winter Olympiad? Welcome to Russia 2014.

CONSEQUENCES: Thenanigas was pretty impressed with Beyonce's half time performance at the Super Bowl. Curves and then some. Also, pipes. But thanks to next year's venue, don't count on a big halftime spectacle.

STATISTIC OF THE DAY: Offered without comment.

OUR TURN? Canada has given pennies the heave-ho. We should probably do the same thing.

Au YEAH!: Meet the little buggers that poop gold.

CONSEQUENCES #2: At some point, there had to be some nervous giggles, followed by, depending on who you were, tears of joy and howls of frustration.

NO SHEET (MUSIC):