The Lonely Charm of the Highway Stripe


HAPPY BIRTHDAY? Before you blow out those candles, consider this.

KITCHEN TIP OF THE DAY: This right here is going to change everything. It's so simple I can't believe I didn't think about this before.

ARACHNOPHOBIA...when combined with sleeping in the buff, can be hazardous to your health and reputation.

BUST OUT THE TINY VIOLIN: How do you say "whiney ass titty baby" in French?



ONE MORE REASON TO DITCH CABLE: Those ginormous companies don't want you to be able to stream movies and they're actively doing something about it. Thenanigans cut the cable cord a while back and we're quite content with that decision.

OFFERED WITHOUT COMMENT: Your headline of the day.

CORPORATE GOOD DEED OF THE DAY: Starbucks has launched an in-store awareness campaign to save American jobs. Going one step farther, they've helped save one small town factory. Points to them for this.



INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS: One more reason that, no matter what you think about President Obama's Health Care Reform, things need to change when it comes to insurance companies. They are not looking out for your best interests. This is particularly reprehensible.

WAIT, WHAT? I am having a tough time wrapping my mind around this story.

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: If you are going to pull a stunt like this, you might want to rethink the whole vanity plate thing. Then again, maybe the plate refers to her state of mind? Also, this reaffirms my belief that people who think it's acceptable to wear pajamas in public are working with less grey matter than the rest of us.