Sadly, you are not going to find them here today. INCOMING:
INFOGRAPHIC OF THE DAY: What a difference a generation (or two) makes.
PAPA WHINEY ASS TITTY BABY: Sorry dude, you don't get a mulligan on this one.
RESUME OF THE DAY: Full marks and a standing O for this.
GO AHEAD! PUSH THE BUTTON:
HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic, not to mention sad.
BEEN THERE DONE THAT: Islamic radicals stick to their playbook. The world loses more historic treasures. Sigh.
EXTREMISTS IN OUR MIDST: No shame whatsoever. None.
MOTHER NATURE: The original color swatch.
AND THEY DARE TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES: God is not amused. And Jesus? He would tell you exactly where you can put it. Just sayin'.
NOTHING EVER CHANGES: Porn. It's been synonymous with computers since day one.
GO AHEAD! PUSH THE BUTTON PART 2:
EMPTY BRAVADO: While North Korea threatens America with promised missile tests and gives two fingers to the rest of the world, North Koreans are facing an unthinkable reality.
THEN THERE'S RUSSIA: Sliding backwards everyday.
THE IRS HAS NO BALLS: If this kind of stuff is allowed to continue, there will be no hope for the middle class.
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN:
Las Vegas, as seen from the International Space Station. Crikey.