The World Needs More Happy Stories.

Sadly, you are not going to find them here today. INCOMING:

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INFOGRAPHIC OF THE DAY: What a difference a generation (or two) makes.

PAPA WHINEY ASS TITTY BABY: Sorry dude, you don't get a mulligan on this one.

RESUME OF THE DAY: Full marks and a standing O for this.

GO AHEAD! PUSH THE BUTTON:

THIS JUST IN: Chris Brown is still a huge jagweed. For reals.

HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic, not to mention sad.

BEEN THERE DONE THAT: Islamic radicals stick to their playbook. The world loses more historic treasures. Sigh.

EXTREMISTS IN OUR MIDST: No shame whatsoever. None.

MOTHER NATURE: The original color swatch.

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AND THEY DARE TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES: God is not amused. And Jesus? He would tell you exactly where you can put it. Just sayin'.

NOTHING EVER CHANGES: Porn. It's been synonymous with computers since day one.

MEANWHILE IN IRAN: This and this. Thenanigans just exploded many synapses trying to process too much WTF.

GO AHEAD! PUSH THE BUTTON PART 2:

EMPTY BRAVADO: While North Korea threatens America with promised missile tests and gives two fingers to the rest of the world, North Koreans are facing an unthinkable reality.

THEN THERE'S RUSSIA: Sliding backwards everyday.

THE IRS HAS NO BALLS: If this kind of stuff is allowed to continue, there will be no hope for the middle class.

BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN:

Las Vegas, as seen from the International Space Station. Crikey.