No Church In The Wild.

THE LAST OUTPOST: it+could+be+worse(source)

HISTORY'S MYSTERIES: Looks like we can put to bed the whole "where did Amelia Earhart end up" question, thanks to a newly discovered jar of anti-freckle creme.

GOVERNMENT WEBSITE OF THE DAY: Someone at the Centers for Disease Control has a sense of humor. This right here gets the thumbs up from thenanigans.

VIDEO OF THE DAY: "No Church In The Wild."  Warning - some language not safe for work.

Frank Ocean is the guy who is singing the hook on this track from one of my favorite albums from last year - Kanye West and Jay-Z's Watch The Throne.

MY WORST NIGHTMARE: Oh hells no. Nope. Not-uh.

THIS IS NOT A MIRACLE: It is merely a sign that you need to clean your crappy sty.

CLIMATE CHANGE COMES TO THE TUNDRA: No, not the pick-up truck. The creation of forests where once was scrub brush is actually a bad thing.

WINDOW FLAMES:

burning+down+the+house(source)

WHAT? No pic-a-nic basket? Once again, nature steps up and delivers the gruesome, this time with a karmic twist.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER TABLE: Hey look! There are a couple new elements for you to learn about and immediately forget. Both are super-heavy.

D'OH: The people that make their business selling high school kids rings and providing diplomas and such might just need to go back to school themselves.

SKY CANDY OF THE DAY:

sky+candy(source)

QUANTUM OF WTH? What if effects happened before causes? No more what if's.  My brain might have just exploded.

BLOGFOOD UPDATE: The guy who had his face eaten off had been written off for dead by his family some 30 years ago. Imagine their surprise...

CONSPIRACY OF THE DAY: About the recent examples of zombie-like shenanigans: is the bath-salts explanation a cover up for a real viral outbreak. Or is it just all just a marketing stunt for some movie or book?