Friday's are always animated 'round these parts. PURE ENERGY:
MIND BLOWN: Dung Beetle + the Milky Way = holy shit.
THE THEFT OF THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: It has already begun. This is not an overreaction. This is abject desperation and politics dirtier than anything that has come before. And my flying spaghetti monster, that is really saying something.
THE FORCE IS WITH J.J. ABRAMS: Thenanigans is completely torn about all of this. On the one hand, J.J. Abrams is one of our favorite directors/creators. On the other hand, we firmly believe that the Star Wars saga should have ended with the first trilogy (and left alone at that).
ONCE UPON A TIME IN TACOMA:
Thenanigans remembers being absolutely mesmerized by footage of this event as a wee tumblr. Get the story over here.
M-I-S-S-I GET THE HELL OUT ALREADY: Please do the entire nation a favor and take your pathetic excuse for a state and leave us all alone. You guys are last in every good metric and first in every bad one. Just. Go. Away.
DAS D CUPS: Well this is something.
COME FOR THE GUINESS: Stay for the What The Feck.
AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO ASK: Are these people just insane? Do they crave open derision? Are they trying to get a job with The Onion?
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY: Caturday comes early.
FOR THE RECORD: This does not work well with all cats. We know this to be true.
MORE LIKE MULTI-FAILING: We've run across studies like this before. No one effectively multi-tasks. Especially those people who think they do it well.
WELL THIS IS UNFORTUNATE: Thenanigans advises its readers to avoid the Limpopo River for the foreseeable future on account of the 15,000 crocodiles which have recently and suddenly relocated there. That's a lot of handbags.
HEY ALANIS: Now THIS is ironic. Also, awful.
Full marks awarded.
THENANIGANS IS CONFLICTED: We're not sure if this should be an OH THAT'S NASTY item or a CANADIANS - YOU SO FUNNY item. Let's go with both.
MEANWHILE IN THE BEST KOREA: Lost in translation?
CONSEQUENCES: Thenanigans suddenly feels kind of bad about its love for Quinoa. Dammit.
THE PERFECT POUR PART TWO: