Seneca Falls. Selma. Stonewall.

WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT? (source)

WORDS MATTER: For those who missed President Obama's inaugural address or those who want to experience it again, here's the full text.

WAIT, WHAT? Who knew that these guys were still around? Anyone? No? Us either.

DUMBASSES.

PERSPECTIVE:

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GAH! OMG OMG OMG! Kill it with fire! For the love of the flying spaghetti monster KILL THIS NOW.

SHIPPING AND HANDLING: What flies below you with your luggage...

ANOTHER INAUGURATION: Another WTF hat.

COLD:

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CONSEQUENCES: The Super Sized Nation is an unsafe nation. 

CHEATERS: This is quickly becoming the only way they are assured of winning. Let's be clear: they pulled this stunt on MLK Jr's holiday.

FOR THE RECORD: Thenanigans has run across some colossally stupid reads lately, but this takes the cake. Suck it up buttercups.

THAT WAS NO UGLY STICK: Twas a club

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This is the scariest image we've seen in a long time. It's right out of an Aphex Twin video.