The War on Common Sense...

THIS, EXACTLY: big+fat+idiot

This is just my opinion, but I believe that when it comes to Rush, Al Franken said it best. And don't even get me started about Newt. It's pretty simple: if you aren't gay, this has nothing to do with you. It doesn't impact you.

WALL STREET VS MAIN STREET: If, as the most activist court in the country suggests (that would be the Supremes) that Corporations have the same rights as people, why don't they get prosecuted the same way? The fact that nobody responsible for what led to our economic melt down has gone to jail remains a huge issue. This article illustrates exactly what is wrong with Wall Street post collapse. HINT: WATB comes to mind.

DOG BREED OF THE DAY: I don't have a dog, but if I did, it might be one of these. IF I LIVED ON A FARM! Speaking of man's best friend. What has your mutt done for you lately?

FOR THE RECORD: This is not food.


It is preposterousness on a plate and it needs to be shamed out of existence. The latest trend in high end food interests me not one bit. Er, bite. Please. You can join me in mocking this crap over here. My cat Iggy has coughed up more interesting stuff than this.

THIS IS HELPFUL: Hey guys...looking for a nice, affordable new pair of dress shoes? Here you go.

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION: Well this is all sorts of embarrassing.

STATISTIC OF THE DAY: That's a lot of butt-dialing.

THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS...has a message for you.