GYM STORIES: Hands down, it's thenanigans' least favorite time of the year at the gym. So many resolutionistas. Ugh. Also, pants down, the WORST time of the year. Seriously, old dudes, you need to regain some semblance of a social decency filter. Again, ugh. Then again, it could be worse. And because we can't remind you often enough, this.
HOW IS THE AIR UP THERE? Chances are, better where you are than here.
TEN LETTER WORD FOR BUMMER: This.
WE ARE EATING OURSELVES TO DEATH: And what's worse, we are doing it to our kids. We are not trying to tell you what not to eat or anything...who are we kidding, we totally are.
YOU LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY: Are you knocked up with the common cold? Are you constantly reaching for the tissue. Yeah, well, don't. We did not know this.
THE WEB IS A VERY TERRIBLE PLACE...according to one of the guys who is responsible for a whole lot of what it's become. There are some very interesting thoughts in this piece.
SAY WHAT? What everyone in Washington DC is talking about this morning. And it has nothing to do with the deficit.
SKYNET IS NOT THE PROBLEM: But this could be. Jeepers.
LONE STAR BUTTHURT: The answer is no.
SO THIS HAPPENED: