Snails in the grass as hell freezes over.

SLIMY TRAILS TO YOU: slimy+trails+to+you.(source)

NO FARMS NO FOOD: Also, no immigrants, no one to harvest the food from the farms. This is something that is becoming apparent around the country. Here's the latest example.

THENANIGANS UPDATE: The man who lost his Harley to the Japanese Tsunami will get it back fully restored as Harley Davidson spends some smart PR bank.

MOVE OVER PINK SLIME: Outta the way tuna scrape. Have some meat glue with your Mignon.

WHAT IF EDWARD GOREY ILLUSTRATED H.P. LOVECRAFT?

the+most+adorable+cthulhu+ever(source)

DAMN NATURE, YOU SO SCARY: Ants and fungi and a particular plant team up for mayhem. Then, there's this.

YOU'RE SO VAIN: What would Jesus say to this?

REAL LIFE ROBINSON CRUSOE: This guy sounds like a character.

WELL IT FINALLY HAPPENED:

finally.(source)

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: In the juvenile humor category.

HISTORICAL SMACK-DOWN OF THE DAY: And one more reason why I heart Siouxsie Sioux.

JUNIOR ACHIEVER OF THE DAY: What had you accomplished at thirteen? Thenanigans is going to go hang its head in shame.

THIS, EXACTLY:

yup.(source)

YOU'RE SO VAIN: Vowels matter.

BIOGRAPHY OF THE DAY: Was this guy the most fascinating physicist ever? If you can find one more interesting than this guy, points to you.

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD OF THE DAY: Wow. Just, wow.  Thenanigans can only hope that in its new role as a member of Zoo Boise's Board Of Directors, that this is something he will not be called upon to perform. Ever.

DRIVIN' & SMILIN':

ease+on+down+the+road.(source)