BECAUSE WHAT WE NEED IS...one more distraction behind the wheel. Having said that, bow howdy!
MONSTER OF THE DEEP: Well it's not one of the big guys, but a team of researchers have finally captured footage of a giant squid for the first time. Nifty.
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: Because old-school is how thenanigans rolls. Cursive biatches.
WRAP IT UP FELLAS: Because the shiat is getting serious all up in and around and down there.
HEADS WILL EXPLODE: The times, they are a changin'. It's only a matter of time before this is the norm.
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR: You are, in fact, not in good hands.
HELPFUL RULE OF THE DAY: Unless you are sweating your balls off putting more time in at the gym than an elite NFL athlete, stay away from the sports drinks. Especially huge quantities of them.
I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: And I point and laugh. Chester would NOT be impressed.