I was rooting for the Yeti.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. BOWIE! (source)

Today Thenanigans celebrates David Bowie's 66th birthday. Bowie remains thenanigans singular Rock and Roll hero. And while it is his birthday, he has given his fans a nice surprise. For all of us who has recently come to terms with the idea that he was done making music, he releases a brand new single today, and announces his first new album in a decade, The Next Day. You can see a typically creative video for the new single  "Where Are We Now" at his site.

BUT THEY SUCK AT ROSHAMBO:

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SPEAKING OF ZOMBIES: One Kansas militia is taking steps to be prepared for the coming apocalypse.

I APPROVE OF THIS: For those of you who believe that the idea that Corporations are people with the same legal standings is ludicrous, this will make your day. I salute this man.

SUBSTANTIVE READ OF THE DAY: The Civil War never ended.  I believe there is something to this. Discuss amongst yourselves.

RENAISSANCE NINJAS:

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GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS: Hey fellas, prostate cancer is survivable if you get the tests. But there could be one little drawback.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Justice, or rather, the lack of it. This is NOT from The Onion.

DON'T MESS WITH THIS ONE:

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STAND YOUR GROUND: Or, not. The most patient person in the world award goes to this man. Wow.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: This is why thenanigans is childless. Well this, and uh, frankly, countless other reasons. But this is the latest. Thenanigans is pretty certain that its parents were ahead of the curve. Just sayin.'

THE UNFRIENDLY SKIES: The sad truth is the airlines never seem to care until the bad publicity kicks in.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE:

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