And we're back.

Well that certainly was a long winter's nap. POISE:

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I should have such skills. Read more about Kidogo over here.

NOT SO SWEET: In general, sugar is not really your friend. But some sugars are worse than others. This might leave a sour taste in your mouth.

THENANIGANS UPDATE: This story was weird to begin with. But now it's just kind of sad and strange.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING: If Intel can, in fact, pull this off, it will be glorious.

ON THE ROAD AGAIN:

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THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: The folks at Lake Superior State College have compiled their annual list of banished words for 2012.  It is what it is. (/snark)

UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING 2.0: This. Ugh.

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: Those who don't own swords and those who do. This is a most excellent Sword Story. *

HORSING AROUND:

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This is something. Wow.

TO RESOLVE OR NOT TO RESOLVE: Whether or not you made goals for 2013, this is something you should read, especially if you have time management issues.

SILVER LINING OF THE DAY: My friends in other states constantly rib thenanigans about living in the reddest state in the Union. But at least I can shove this all up in their grill.

THE DEFINITION OF VILE: You might think that I've been picking on The Boy Scouts of America, but with stories like this, they can go eff themselves.

SADLY, IT'S NOT CRYSTAL:

This should whet your whistle: "Cranial deformation in Mesoamerican cultures."

* Once upon a time there lived the greatest morning show ever. Long live The Pete and Joe show. Sword Stories has been brazenly stolen from them in loving tribute.