TOWERING TEMPLE OF BOOM: (source)
RETURN ENGAGEMENT OF THE DAY: Some people are going to have a problem with this. I am not some people.
IT HAS BEGUN: Sigh. Also sad.
THE POLICE STATE HAS COME TO...Arkansas. Lovely.
HISTORICAL TRAGEDY OF THE DAY: Once upon a time a proto-Teabagger blew up a schoolhouse.
THE REAL REASON GUN SAFETY WON'T HAPPEN: If you guessed Wall Street, pat yourself on the back. Then there's this.
THAT'S A LOT OF SPAGHETTI TOPPING! The heist of the year has been solved in Canada, eh.
FACEPALM OF THE DAY: Arizona is quickly catching up on Florida in the bat-shit crazy department. Also, idiots.
PUBLIC SERVICE PUSS OF THE DAY: Four paw salute to this kitteh.
CONSEQUENCES: This and a whole lot of sensitivity training ought to prevent this news producer from stepping in it again.
WELL THAT'S SETTLED:
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT...and I feel fine.
ABOUT FACE OF THE DAY: That was fast. Also, c'mon. What did they think was going to happen?
When NASA's Mars Curiosity rover landed on the "red" planet, it scattered debris everywhere. This is why we can't have nice things.