Bring on the wild gorillas.

TOWERING TEMPLE OF BOOM: (source)

RETURN ENGAGEMENT OF THE DAY: Some people are going to have a problem with this. I am not some people.

IT HAS BEGUN: Sigh. Also sad.

THE POLICE STATE HAS COME TO...Arkansas. Lovely.

AIN'T SKEERED!

HISTORICAL TRAGEDY OF THE DAY: Once upon a time a proto-Teabagger blew up a schoolhouse.

THE REAL REASON GUN SAFETY WON'T HAPPEN: If you guessed Wall Street, pat yourself on the back.  Then there's this.

THAT'S A LOT OF SPAGHETTI TOPPING! The heist of the year has been solved in Canada, eh.

ICE FLOWERS:

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FACEPALM OF THE DAY: Arizona is quickly catching up on Florida in the bat-shit crazy department. Also, idiots.

PUBLIC SERVICE PUSS OF THE DAY: Four paw salute to this kitteh.

CONSEQUENCES: This and a whole lot of sensitivity training ought to prevent this news producer from stepping in it again.

WELL THAT'S SETTLED:

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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT...and I feel fine.

ABOUT FACE OF THE DAY: That was fast. Also, c'mon. What did they think was going to happen?

COLORFUL IMPACT:

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When NASA's Mars Curiosity rover landed on the "red" planet, it scattered debris everywhere. This is why we can't have nice things.