Cowpoke hiney and the pixelated renaissance lass.

COWPOKE HINEY: (source)

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: Scientists may have figured out why some people are gay. It's hereditary but not genetic. For specifics, head on over here.

SURPRISE: We still have a space program. The Air Force just launched a mystery mini shuttle. Hooray for us. I think.

OOPS, OUR BAD: I love this stuff. The Atlantic compiled a collection of the best typo's and corrections of the year. Hilarity.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE:

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This is genius. If you don't get this immediately, well, sorry.

LET THEM EAT CAKE: I wish I had the energy to say something snarky about this, but frankly, it's just so much bullshit that I'm incapable.

PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK...if you're not on this list. Otherwise, HA HA.

FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT...there is nothing real or serious about the folks at Fox News. Political theater, scaremongering and cow pies.

CONVERSATION STARTER OF THE DAY:

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DROOLING: Just one bite. That's all I want. Of course, I'm lying. So sue me.

SILVER LINING OF THE DAY: If the world does come to a screeching halt on the 21st, there will be some good things to celebrate.

I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS: The people who caused the great recession have dodged prosecution and jail time. This needs to change.

ANY TIME NOW:

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