Christmas sweaters and Santa's Carbon Footprint.

DAPPER DERP: (source)

SKY CANDY: Coming to your backyard this week! 

I'LL DRINK TO THAT: One more reason for me to visit New Zealand.

WWJD? Probably not this.

STFU OF THE DAY: Bust out the tiny violin.

A VIEW WITHOUT THE ROOM:

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OH NOES: What's a billionaire to do?  Snark is good, mmm kay?

EVERYTHING WE LEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS WAS WRONG: Here's the latest evidence.

URBAN RENEWAL? Reuse, re-purpose, recycle, rip-off. Then there's this.

DARE OF THE DAY:

From one of my favorite sites comes this Holiday hilarity:

theclearlydope:

1. Print this photo.

2. Throw it in a Christmas card.

3. Send it to family you haven’t seen in over five years.

Yes please. And you must send me any relevant updates from said family. Spare me nothing.
STFU OF THE DAY #2: I have to wonder if this man is capable of carrying out the duties he is charged with. Actually, I don't have to wonder. He isn't. I believe he is helping weaken the reputation of the Court.
IS SANTA ON THE NAUGHTY LIST?