DAPPER DERP: (source)
SKY CANDY: Coming to your backyard this week!
I'LL DRINK TO THAT: One more reason for me to visit New Zealand.
WWJD? Probably not this.
STFU OF THE DAY: Bust out the tiny violin.
A VIEW WITHOUT THE ROOM:
OH NOES: What's a billionaire to do? Snark is good, mmm kay?
EVERYTHING WE LEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS WAS WRONG: Here's the latest evidence.
DARE OF THE DAY:
From one of my favorite sites comes this Holiday hilarity:
1. Print this photo.
2. Throw it in a Christmas card.
3. Send it to family you haven’t seen in over five years.