THE WONDER OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT: This right here. Wow. (source)
MOVE OVER DOUBLE D'S: The most popular cosmetic surgery these days?
THE UNITED SURVEILANCE STATES: This right here is pretty dispiriting. It makes whatever privacy worries we have about Facebook laughable.
TERMINAL PUNS: Did you ever wonder if the guy in your office who never stops unloading bad jokes had something wrong with him? You can stop wondering.
THE ELEPHANT AND THE MONORAIL:
Once upon a time there was an tetrapod named Tuffi that was forced to ride a public monorail in Germany in 1950. Tuffi didn't want to ride the monorail. Tuffi bailed. No worries, there is a happy ending.
WAIT, WHAT? Today thenanigans learned that female marsupials have three lady parts. Whoa.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING:
SO IT'S COME TO THIS: I'm not sure how I feel about this. The cynical bastard within is contemptuous of the whole idea. However, thenanigans has been there and done that, so to speak and they firmly believe that anything which helps people take back their lives is a good thing. So, yeah.
YES PLEASE: Thenanigans desires.
SPIRITS HAVING SAILED: