Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. EAR-FLAPS:
BED BUGS: They're not just for beds anymore. You have been warned.
ADD THIS TO THE LIST...of things I won't be tuning into on the boob tube. I'm not being completely snarky here. Mostly, I only have so much time for television in the first place. Secondly, what the hell network is this anyway. And finally, yeah. Glenn Beck is toxic.
WHY HIRE A DAY LABORER...when you can just kidnap one? Wow.
WARNING SIGNS: A "mini stroke" at 26 is no way to live your life Mister former child star. Mercy.
PIECES PARTS: Guys are really good at knowing what's under their car's hood but not so much when it comes to what's in their underpants.
MY KIND OF POUR:
'MURICA: This is where we're at: guns and motorized wheelchairs and butthurt.
QUANDARY OF THE DAY: You have one of the most crime ridden cities in the country. What do you do? If you answered "shut down your police department" pat yourself on the back.
NICE WORK THERE CHIEF: Oops.
LOS ANGELES CIRCA 2019:
BALLS: So this happened.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT: Beer - it's good for what ales you. (Sorry.) But this is for reals.
I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: And I point and laugh.
COMMON SENSE: Apparently some people aren't fans.