HEY SANTA: Yes please. Thank you. TALLY HO!
‘Onward!’ by Jay Fleck
PETITION OF THE DAY: This I'd sign.
HELMET HITS AND LOW BLOWS: This is notable given the increasing attention happening to these types of injuries in the NFL:
FURTHER SCORN: This organization, charged with influencing and nurturing a nation of boys and young men, just failed on so many levels.
NEXT TIME YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Put down the tiny violin and consider this.
I SHALL NAME IT SCATBOT: Or, perhaps, nugget?
LET DOWN OF THE DAY: Sad trombone.
ELEVATOR CHEAT OF THE DAY:
NOT that we condone these kinds of shenanigans. Oh wait, we totally do.