For the want of a valet stand.

HEY SANTA: Yes please. Thank you. TALLY HO!

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Onward!’ by Jay Fleck

PETITION OF THE DAY: This I'd sign. 

HELMET HITS AND LOW BLOWS: This is notable given the increasing attention happening to these types of injuries in the NFL:

FURTHER SCORN: This organization, charged with influencing and nurturing a nation of boys and young men, just failed on so many levels.

SWEET CHIMPS:

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NEXT TIME YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Put down the tiny violin and consider this.

I SHALL NAME IT SCATBOT: Or, perhaps, nugget?

LET DOWN OF THE DAY: Sad trombone.

ELEVATOR CHEAT OF THE DAY:

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NOT that we condone these kinds of shenanigans. Oh wait, we totally do.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/03/sportscaster-bob-costas-condemns-u-s-gun-culture-during-nfl-game/