FRIDAYS ARE ALWAYS ANIMATED 'ROUND THESE PARTS! BONK!
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME: Want to know why gas prices are so high? These guys. They're also the same knuckleheads responsible for rising food prices. It's all a game to them. And we all lose.
FOR THE RECORD: Apparently God has saved his official endorsement.
HIS HONOR...the life saver. I've been a fan of this guy for some time now. This just seals the deal.
I DARE YOU NOT TO YAWN...
IT'S OFFICIAL: Tennessee has turned the stupid up to eleven. Yes, I am openly mocking their legislature and the people responsible for this school of thought. They are idiots. It's that simple. They deserve all the scorn you can possibly muster.
WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A TOILET SEAT COVER? This woman turned boredom on a flight into an art project. I love this.
THE SINGING PANDA IS THE HAPPIEST PANDA:
WRONG TURN OF THE DAY: What happens when North Korea's carefully scripted press event goes wrong?
I'LL DRINK TO THAT: This is my favorite scientific study of all time. Beer me!
THE BIRDIES QUEUE:
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger of wrecking the morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like so many bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.
THE BEST OF THE WORST: Want to know what the best and worst jobs are in the US of A? Yes, my job comes in at number 10 on the worst. Ta Da!
FLUSHED OUT: Your dumb criminal of the day.
FORENSIC ADVENTURE OF THE DAY: This is something.
JESSICA LOSES HER COOL: