FLORIDA, IN A NUTSHELL: Emphasis on nuts.
STATISTIC OF THE DAY: The Red State Blue State divide is more than political.
MEANWHILE, IN SERBIA: Sales of garlic and holy water have, uh...spiked.
That girl handled that situation with much more grace than I could ever hoped to have. I am not proud.
GRIMMEST SIGNPOSTS EVER: The sad reality of making it up and down Everest. Or rather, not making it. Wow. I kind of sort of feel the need to warn you that there might be images that will stay with you at this link.
HEADS WILL EXPLODE: Don't tell Pat Roberts or Billy Graham but some Christians are standing up for marriage equality. And they're using the Bible to make their case.
WAIT, WHAT? The "I really didn't need to know this" of the day.
KING OF THE JUNGLE:
THE COMING PLUTOCRACY...will be built upon the backs of workers and taxpayers. They win, we all lose.
MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING...you're actually asleep when you pull these shenanigans. Otherwise, yikes.
PRESIDENTIAL BIOGRAPHY OF THE DAY: According to this new tome, our third president was pretty creepy.
THE MOST BAD ASS PARROT. EVER.
I BLAME MYSELF FOR THIS: It's the constant stories about the upcoming Zombie apocalypse on thenanigans.
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN...that a national day of drinking might go wrong down under? Anyone? Bueller?
THIS, EXACTLY: We've had it pretty good for years and that's the problem.
WHAT THE EFF?
I can think of no reason why I'd eat one of those. And yes, they're edible.