THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES: (source)
INTERNET TROLL OF THE DAY: I guess we should give him a break. He's only 13. Then again...that wouldn't be much fun.
THE $50,000 HEDGEHOG: Priorities. I wonder if this guy is rethinking his?
MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL: You need to carve out 10 minutes of your day for this. Thenanigans, who can't keep its attention on anything longer than ooh a kitty..wait, um, yeah, you should watch this. It's about the most swell thing we've run across in some time.
NOW IT CAN BE REVEALED: Which Springfield is The Simpsons' Springfield?
IF YOU AREN'T MAD YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION: As you rush to finish your taxes, consider this.
HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic!
OMFG OF THE DAY: This makes my pieces parts crawl up inside me and shrivel up.
DON'T BE LIKE THIS GUY: At least he'll have a great story for the big house.
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DUH: The not-so-secret truth about homophobes.
JUST A LITTLE PUSH...
IRAN IS GIVING CHINA A RUN FOR IT'S MONEY: They don't like the interwebs so they're making their own.
ACADEMIC KERFLUFFLE OF THE DAY: When scientists get cheesed off.