In a world full of dumb people, thenanigans points and laughs. THERE HE IS!
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY: State legislatures are getting tired of all those pesky citizens and their concerns about, well, things that affect them. I realize that I come off like a broken record, but you will never be able to compete with corporate interests when it comes to the people who control our governments. And yes, I find this loathesome.
I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: Dude, you ruined a perfectly good piece of fiberglass.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OH HELLS NO: Way to eff up a brand. Somewhere Sean Connery is beating up his wife at this news. Too much? Sorry. (Before you freak out too much, check this)
ARCHAELOGY NEWS OF THE DAY: The Mayans are known for wicked-cool architecture and doomsday calendars. They also made guns before anyone else. Mostly.
WE ARE HOSED: This really is fairly disconcerting.
STARS! SO MANY STARS:
I SEE DUMB PEOPLE REDUX: Why are none of my Facebook friends like this?
H8 IS EXPEN$IVE: This public school district is going to have to spend a whole lot of money to defend themselves against this suit. I hope and fully expect them to lose. And so are these guys.
THENANIGANS UPDATE: The NYC public school system comes to its senses. For the time being.
The late, great Dizzy Gilespie.
ICE CREAM ALERT OF THE DAY: The most basic (and most popular) flavor is in short supply. You might want to stock up now.
I'M NOT BUYING THIS FOR A MINUTE: And I mean that figuratively AND literally. I looked everywhere for an April 1st date stamp, to no avail. Slightly NSFW.
BIRDS FROM HELL:
If you live someplace where the population of these geese has exploded in recent years, you are well aware of just how nasty they can be. They crap everywhere, which creates a particularly messy pedestrian hazard. They don't seem to care about automobiles, choosing to take their time crossing busy thoroughfares with not one **** given. And yes, they will attack passersby. I'm an animal loving type of guy, but I have no problem with population control measures where these geese are concerned.
I SEE DUMB PEOPLE TRIFECTA: It was a recipe for failure from the start.
PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP: Ladies, please stop messing up your faces.
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