FRIDAY'S ARE ALWAYS ANIMATED 'ROUND THESE PARTS. BOING BOING BOING!
GENTLEMEN: Spring is here. Summer is coming. That means it's just about time to bust out the short pants. Here's what you need to know.
SCARAMOUCH, SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO? Well this is entertaining. If you're going to go down, this is the way to do it.
CONSEQUENCES: The Spike Lee edition.
GRACE IN MOTION:
SO THAT'S WHERE THAT'S FROM: Where memes begin.
LYING LIARS: Really? You guys are this pathetic?
BEST ACTION HEROINE EVER!
ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY? Yeah, not so much.
YES, AND EXACTLY: I thought this was pretty relevant to the world we live in. Thanks to my buddy over here for this.
SMART MOVE: We should do this too.
TREND OF THE DAY: Pretentious defendants.
MILADY...Your chariot awaits. I'm sure there is some context to this. There must be.
YOUR PINK SLIME UPDATE OF THE DAY: I really don't think Big Beef can spin their way out of this. They can come up with a clever slogan and they can bust out the tiny violins in an attempt to sway consumers minds about the stuff. But as long as they are using ammonium to make this stuff, people will likely stay away in droves.
GAAAAAAAAH: What. The. Hamburgers?
THIS WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE: Pesticides are to blame for the decimation of bee populations. Without bees, we don't eat. So, uh...congratulations on that one.
WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!