If you only read one restaurant review in your entire life...

CANNOT BE UNSEEN: (source)

The first time I saw this I thought that the lights were slightly swaying. Now I can't see it any other way.

DON'T MESS WITH MCAFEE: The increasingly strange story of the man behind the popular computer virus protection program. This is something.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF HATE: Georgia is learning (or maybe not) the hard way.

ALWAYS BE PREPARED...to lose funding over controversial policies. The Boy Scouts of America have had a couple high profile smack-downs this week. Here and here.

BEEN THERE:

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BEST RESTAURANT REVIEW EVER: This is so brutal and funny and well written and spot-on that I read it twice.

TANTRUM OF THE DAY: Courtesy of the Wisconsin Tea Party.  Someone needs to take these grown men aside and slap the hell out of them.

IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID: I'm pretty certain that the fact that marijuana will be legal in most states sooner than later will be due to the huge amounts of money that will be made from taxing it. A similar economic incentive seems to be arising from marriage equality.

WHO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING?

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A GAMBLING MECCA: Sin City has nothing on this island you've probably never heard of. And why are we hearing about it now? Because a member of the 1% might have ruined the fun for all the other 1 per-centers. Also, karma.

SPARE THE ROD AND ALL: There seems to be problems with some  "Christian" reform schools.

YOU'RE FIRED: Over 450,000 people have asked Macy's to can The Donald.

LONG PLAYER OF THE DAY:

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NUTS: This woman.  

THE FIRST RULE OF BEING A GUY: Never let anyone inject anything into your junk. We shouldn't have to remind anyone about this, but there you are.

THE IMPORTANCE OF A GOOD COPY EDITOR: This is just wrong. Also, a little bit funny.

AIR KITTEH!